Fine Wine School(cause old school sounds insulting)

No one has a voice like Ms. Patti, aka Patti Labelle.  Two of my favorite songs of all time are by the glamorous one herself.  If I could carry a tune, I would sing this song at every Karaoke event I could.  I would still have stage fright so I probably wouldn't do that actually, but you get what I mean.

When I met her a couple of years ago, I was so nervous she was looking at me like I had half a face or something.  No offense to her, but with all the make up she had on, she looked like she had had a stroke recently.  It didn't matter cause she put on a hell of a show, stroke or no stroke.

If you haven't heard If You Only Knew, get schooled above.